STANDARDIZED AM I, AN A HOLE TEST...

IF FOR SOME REASON, THE WAY YOU TREAT PEOPLE, IS NOT A GREAT STORY YOU CAN TELL YOUR CHILDREN AND/OR GRAND CHILDREN. YOU'RE AN ASS HOLE! IF YOU TREAT PEOPLE WRONGLY, AND CONTINUE TO DO SO ON A REGULAR, YOU ARE A LARGE ONE!
AND YOU HAVE PASSED, THE STANDARDIZED, YOU ARE A BUTT HEAD TEST! IF YOU @ ANY GIVEN TIME, EXCESSIVELY BLOW YOUR HORN, TAIL GATE, ROUTINELY DRIVE @ A HIGH RATE OF SPEED, RUN RED LIGHTS, PASS STOPPED SCHOOL BUSES, WITH FLASHING RED LIGHTS, YOU ARE A DANGEROUS BLAME IDIOT, POSING AS AS DRIVER! AND YOU HAVE ALWAYS, PASSED THE STANDARDIZED AM I, AN ASS HOLE TEST! DO YOU NOT STOP FOR EMERGENCY VEHICLES? ANOTHER ONE LIKE THE OTHER ONE, YOU HAVE PASSED, THE STANDARDIZED AM I, AN ASS HOLE TEST. TAKE THE STANDARDIZED AM I, AN ASS HOLE TEST, I.E. ARE YOU A BIGOT, ARE YOU THE ONE ABUSING THE POWER VESTED IN THEE, ARE YOU UNABLE TO TELL YOUR CHILDREN/GRAND CHILDREN, ABOUT YOUR LIFE AND TIMES AS...IT'S CRITICAL,YOU NEED TO TAKE THE STANDARDIZED AM I, AN ASS HOLE TEST, @ YOUR EARLIEST CONVENIENCE! ARE YOU ALWAYS IN A FOUL MOOD, WHINING, AND WANT TO BULLY AND FIGHT EVERYONE, YOU COME IN CONTACT WITH, TAKE THE STANDARDIZED AM I, AN ASS HOLE TEST, I CAN ALMOST GUARANTEE YOU'D PASS!